By Michael Talbot
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat
Pierre Cardin, 1969
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
In honour of Daylight Savings tomorrow, here’s a classic clip from the West Wing.
I have never needed a reason to reblog this clip and I never will. Here you go.
so glad smartphones change times zones for you now
PAOLO SEBASTIAN Autumn/Winter Bridal Collection 2014
Machine washable cumcatcher
The future is now
teepee for your peepee
I just. .. It looks like a mosquito net for your dick
Burton Guster in Psych the Musical
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.
she looks so lost
It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.