In school to become a Punk Ass Book Jockey.

Jersey, just as Bruce and Queen Latifah made me.

They who seek beauty will find it.

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toni-tan:

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

This sounds like some kind of metaphor for taking things for granted

booksinmovies:

A Single Man: George Falconer reading “After Many A Summer” by Aldous Huxley

twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

thehellofitall:

The Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy (Edgar Wright, 2004/2007/2013)

tin-pan-ali:

I DIDN’T GET THE JOB BUT THEY REALLY LIKED ME AND FELT BAD SO THEY GAVE ME AN ENTIRE BAG OF PRETZELS BEST JOB REJECTION EVER.

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

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The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan