”Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE
two weaknesses i have:
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS
6.09 | Clap Your Hands If You Believe
in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.
i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation
the moment you watch the gag reel is the moment you sell your soul to the cast and show
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings
I’m so jet-lagged. I took a sleeping pill on the plane, and then I changed my mind, so I took this thing called “Zapvigil, which, apparently, is what Israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake.